I heard a car pull up so I was about to open the door when Jason walked in.
Cassie: Damn, I thought you were the pizza guy.
Jason: Oh! Did you order pizza?
Cassie: No, I'm making porn.
Jason had to take an oral exam last week. After he finished the interview, he waited outside for them to give him the results. When they brought him back in...
Captain: "So how do you think you did?"
Jason: "OUTSTANDING." {He really is a cocky bastard. heh.}
Captain: "Um, no actually, you failed."
Thursday, May 6, 2010
He might be a little TOO confident...
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I can't stop laughing at the pizza/porn interaction LOL
LOL! The pizza/porn was great, but to me the failing part was pretty darn funny. Yes, I shouldn't laugh, but to think you aced it without a prob, then to not do as good, but FAIL-- it's like a bad movie script.
I can't stop giggling, sorry!
hhahahhahaha making porn.
Wow I wish I could be that witty! Love it
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Kinda reminds me of the Bill Engval, Here's Your Sign. :)
LOL!! That's just too funny... making porn... giggle {snort} =)
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Haha!! I absolutely freakin' love this!
HAHAHAHA!!! I love it! Sounds like a conversation Hubbie and I might have...
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