This week was awesome.... in a "I'd rather shoot myself in the face than have to live through it all again" sort of way

 This past week:

1. our tv died.
   
   
2. my husband accidentally locked his keys in his car. He didn't bother to mention that THE BABY WAS ALSO IN THERE until after I arrived with the keys. (Luckily it was not hot and he was less than 5 mins away from me at the time.)
   
   
3. my husband and I got into several arguments over paint. We have learned a lot from trying to paint Jackson's room.
   
   A. For the sake of our marriage, we should never attempt any home improvement job together EVER again.
   B. If we ever need to paint anything else, we will hire someone to do it for us.
   C. Our bedroom will just have to stay that ugly ass orange color.
   
   
4. We had a really high water bill and got a note from the water company letting us know that they think we have a leak. It turns out that it is a problem with our water softening system and the plumbers have no idea how to fix it.
   
   First I made an appointment and waited an entire day for a plumber that didn't show up. When he finally showed up the next day, he "fixed" the problem. 5 hours later we noticed that our garage was flooding and had to have him come back at 10 oclock at night to turn off the system.
   
   2 days later, a "water softening expert" was supposed to come to the house.  He didn't show up until that night, which happened to be during the time that I was going to rescue my kid from suffocating in the car. The receptionist was not understanding: SHE bitched ME out for not being there when he showed up 6 hours late. The plumber came back long enough to confess that he had nofuckingclue what he was doing.
   
   It still isnt fixed. 

I've never been so eager for Monday to arrive.