TMI Thursday: Shower sex gone wrong

Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, "how many readers can I estrange THIS week??" TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else's!

For two years, Jason & I went to separate colleges before he finally wised up and transferred to Auburn. It was really hard on us our freshman year, when we were still in that stage where we were completely infatuated with each other. One weekend, his roommates were out of town and I planned a trip down there to see him. We had the perfect weekend planned: we were going to do nothing but lay around and have sex.

I got there on Friday afternoon and things were going well. We had already gone a few rounds when we decided we both needed showers. We had never showered together before (this was probably the first weekend we had spent together since we had moved away from home), so we decided we should. After he was all squeaky clean, we decided to switch places so that I could wash my hair. As we were trying to get around each other, I slipped.

I fell, bringing the shower curtain down with me. I hit my head on the toilet and bit into the insides of my cheeks so hard that I literally had holes in them. Blood was rushing out of my mouth and my head immediately started pounding.

Needless to say, we never got to the shower sex, and I spent the entire rest of the weekend laying in bed with a massive headache, doing a completely different kind of moaning than I had planned.

Check out my other TMI post this week: Skinny Dipping